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Even Suri Can’t Trump Caffeine
See the dude in the purple hat? That’s exactly how I feel before my morning latte. Less “Wow! That’s the Cruise clan brushing right by me!” and more “Get me my damn latte. Before I fall over.”
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A Heart-to-Heart with Suri Cruise and Her Pacifier
Oh, Suri. You’re almost five years old. Five! Old enough to know you’re doing it ALL WRONG. You see, my friend’s 5-year-old son keeps his pacifier in the top drawer of his nightstand. Yeah, easy...
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Katie Holmes and Suri Wear Their Best, Um, Beach Heels in Malibu
Hmmmm. Well, heels are one way to make your beach body appear leaner, I suppose — Suri’s idea, no doubt. Next the five-year-old will be enlisting the help of a professional spray tanner to “paint” a...
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Suri Cruise Celebrates “Take Your Dad to Gymnastics Class Day”
“Where is my pretty tutu?” Tom wonders.
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The Afternoon Dish: Ricky Martin Shows Off His Growing Twins, As Does Snooki
PREGNANCY ALERT: Happy 36th Birthday to Reese Witherspoon, who is reportedly expecting the best gift of all: a baby with hubby Jim Toth Although a piece of chocolate cake is a REALLY close runner-up....
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An Open Letter to Suri Cruise About Her Parents’ Divorce
Dear Suri, Okay, I’m sorry, Miss Suri. I know this isn’t the easiest time for you, what with your parents announcing their split and all. In fact, it — pardon my French — sucks. The only silver...
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Suri Cruise’s Guide to Handling the Paparazzi
With paparazzi stalking her from the moment she was born, six-year-old Suri Cruise is an ol’ pro when it comes to handling the creepy men with cameras. In fact, these recent pictures of Suri...
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“The Princess & The Tomboy”
Sounds like a Disney Channel-ready sitcom, doesn’t it? The premise: Suri is the prima donna who demands cupcakes at midnight! And Shiloh is a future taxidermist who decapitates Zahara’s dolls! Tired...
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Deep Thoughts by Suri Cruise
“Wait — they actually sell t-shirts and flats for kids? These feel divine. WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS BEFORE?!”
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